Chimerical · Logic

Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not.

Things you have done during your lifetime:
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been lost
(X) Gone to Washington, DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls...this hobby went south with caller ID
(X) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Gone to the movies
(X) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
(X) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(X) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Been on a cruise
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horseback riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
( ) Been to Disney World
( ) Truly believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
(X) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calf
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Been to the Louvre
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean
(X) Been to a Major League Baseball game
( ) Been to a National Football game
( ) Survived all girl Catholic HS
( ) Filled out this survey like 30 times

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USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers.

1. Where is your cell phone? Desk
2. Your significant other? Sick
3. Your hair? Shorter
4. Your mother? Spineless
5. Your father? Cowardly
6. Your favorite thing? Mind
7. Your dream last night? Informative
8. Your favorite drink? Water
9. Your dream/goal? Apocalypse
10. What room you are in? Office
11. Your hobby? Many
12. Your fear? Rats
13. Regrets? Sure
14. Where were you last night? Home
16. Muffins? Food
17. Wish list item? Deathray
18. Where you grew up? various
19. Last thing you did? type
20. What are you wearing? clothes
21. Your TV? escape
22. Your pets? awesome
23. Friends? Legion
24. Your life? Suckfest
25. Your mood? vile
26. Missing someone? unbelievably
27. Car? sausages
28. Something you're not wearing? leiderhosen
29. Your favorite store? Bestbuy
30. Your favorite color? black
33. When is the last time you laughed? before
34. Last time you cried? forgotten
35. Who will resend this? others
36. One place that I go to over and over? head
37. One person who emails me regularly? Spam
38. My favorite place to eat? mouth
39. Why you participated in this survey? distraction
40. What are you doing tonight? sleeping

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Finish the Sentence...

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss… was awkward.
2. I am listening to..... not a goddamned thing.
3. I talk.... to terrify the weak.
4. I love...... only as a last resort.
5. My best friends...... are clever and fiendish.
6. My first real kiss..... different from those "fake" kisses.
7. Love is..... a poor man's labotomy.
8. Marriage is...... a social contract between two people.
9. Somewhere, someone is thinking.....but I won't believe it till I see proof of it.
10. I'll always be grateful for....... bunt objects.
11. The last time I really cried was because....... I don't recall.
12. My cell phone..... is useful.
13. When I wake up in the morning...... I usually regret it.
14. Before I go to bed...... I'm awake.
15. Right now I am thinking about.... things that would give you all nightmares.
16. Last night at midnight.... I was watching the History Channel.
17. I get on Myspace…. only when I can't avoid it.
18. Today I.... worked and seethed.
19. Tomorrow I will be...... working.
20. I really want to be..... anybody else but me.
21. Someone that will most likely repost this is.... someone else who likes these memes...

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About you….
Name: Ryan Watson
Birthday: 02/14/1975
Birthplace: Dayton, OH.
Current Location: Quincy, MA.
Eye Color: Gray
Hair Color: Black
Height:6'
Heritage: Irish, English and Cherokee
Weaknesses: Emotion.
Fears: Rats.
Perfect Pizza: Umberto's
Most Overused Phrase On an Instant Messenger: LOL
Best Physical Feature: Eyes and tongue.
Bedtime: I'm an adult thanks.
Goal To Achieve This Year: Figure out where I want to be now that grad school is done.
Most Missed Memory: If I've lost the memory how the FUCK can I answer this question?
Thoughts First Waking Up: seething anger that mornings have once again found me.
Random info: On a cloudy day Bradypus variegatus’s body temperature does not exceed 5º above the air temperature.
Right Handed or Left Handed: both.
How do you want to Die: memorably.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a super villain.
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no.
The Shoes You Wore Today: are on my feet

Pick one…
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bags.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Smoke: please
Swear: Fuck no.
Sing: not in good conscience
Shower Daily: usually
Want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Want to get Married: sometimes
Believe in yourself: Of course otherwise I'd have no evil pwoers.
Get Motion Sickness: Only when reading in the car.
Think you are Attractive: I'd do me.
Get along with your Parents: fuck off
Like Thunderstorms: Yes, if I'm not stuck out in them.
Play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you.. seen friends from High school: No
Drank Alcohol: no
Smoked: yes
Been on Drugs: why, does it look like I'm on drugs...?
Gone on a trip: no
Gone to a Mall: no
Eaten a box of Oreos: no.
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been on Stage: yes.
Been Dumped: no
Gone Skinny Dipping: No.
Stolen Anything: No.
Have you ever been…
Drunk: yes
Called a Tease:no
Beaten up: yes.
In Love: unfortunately.
Favourite Eye Color: No preference.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: No preference.
Height: 6 foot
Weight: some
Best Clothing Style: feck off
Fun with numbers…
Number of CDs I own:? Thousands.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few things from time to time.

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